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Some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn…

1.Kissed a girl?
Yes,it was once in 1st grade, but since it wasn’t my mom I’m counting it. My 1st grade self had more game than me now.
2.Kissed a boy?
Many, numerous in fact. Haha no. That’s not my scene.
3.Had sex in public?
*childish voice* Ewwww
4.What’s your religion?
I know people think it’s a cop-out but I’m agnostic. It shouldn’t be about which invisible person in the sky you pray to it’s all about being nice and treating people well.
5.What does your URL mean?
It’s very symbolic in fact you see alfred was this guy I met in first grade who was a cool guy but we kinda drifted apart but we met up later and become good friends. Hitch is because I love that Will Smith movie and cock because well why not? Haha, I just like Alfred Hitchcock- he was the first director I seriously got into
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
Peer pressure. You.
7.Do you have any nicknames?
Nicky, Baby Giraffe
8.Do you like bubble bath?
I guess haven’t had one in forever
9.Kissed in the rain?
No, I’m kinda disappointed actually. I mean if I don’t kiss someone in the rain than my life would have been for nothing.
10.Dyed your hair?
Yes. All of the colors. Even the ones that haven’t been discovered yet. No I haven’t. 
11.Soup or salad?
Soup’s up. Like literally my soup’s on the ceiling. How did it get there? I don’t know- it’s a motherfucking miracle. And get your fascist green leaves away from me.
12.Vegetable or meat?
I’m a meatatarian
13.Go out drinking?
No.
14.Smoke cigarettes?
No.
15.Smoke weed?
No.
16.Do any hard drugs?
No. Just call me Hunter S. Thompson.
17.Have you had sex today?
I’ve had like 7 sex today. It was a great morning. Nope, I’m delusional.
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Are you trying to suggest something with the nature of these questions?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
One of my roommates. She and I are going to start a gang.
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yes. And then I murdered them. (haha you think I’m joking)
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Yes, my major is procrastination.
22.Tried to commit suicide?
I haven’t tried. Thinking about it is a different story.
23.The last time you felt broken?
Around a week ago.
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
Sometimes, I lie to myself about how I feel. So yes.
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
You cheeky bastard.
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
Long hair. I need to get it cut soon. I’m lazy everybody!
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
Their pancreas. Fuck I don’t know.
28.Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes. When I get into the shower I sometimes evolve into a higher form. And when I say higher I mean a shittier form that breaks windows with the sound of my voice. 
29.Do you dance in the car?
The car is my disco. Actually no.
30.Where were you yesterday?
At my new apartment! *does a backflip but doesn’t stick the landing* IT WAS WORTH IT STILL!!!
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
Yes, I’m Robin Hood. At a Renaissance Faire. 
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
My senior portrait.
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, but I prefer a little cheese in life. American, Swiss, even Pepper jack if I’m feeling frisky.
34.Is Christmas stressful?
Not usually. How can you be stressed while watching It’s a Wonderful Life?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
I LOVE PIE. Dutch Apple.
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Director, although I always thought that was the guy that held the camera.
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
No. Or do I (ghost sounds)
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I have.
I have.
39.Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. I don’t need no vitamins *snaps in z formation*
40.Wear slippers?
I am slippers. Slippers are me.Not really.
41.Wear a bath robe?
Nope.
42.What do you wear to bed?
T-shirt and Sweats.
43.Do you want to get married?
I guess.
44.Can you curl your tongue?
CAN I? *tries but fails miserably* Plot Twist: I can’t
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
Not many if any. 0
46.How can I win your heart?
Tear it out of my body. Also, a love of film and/or tv is nice. Some sports too I guess. 
47.what makes a great relationship?
mutual respect and an actual ship thats dimensions are the same as the Titanic.
48.Shy OR open?
Shy.
50.Religious OR non-religious?
It don’t matter.
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
I prefer caring I guess.
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
Straight edge. I don’t like passive-aggression.
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
It doesn’t matter to me.
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
It doesn’t matter although I find tattoos on the face to be unattractive.
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Quiet stay-at-home.

Some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn…

1.Kissed a girl?

Yes,it was once in 1st grade, but since it wasn’t my mom I’m counting it. My 1st grade self had more game than me now.

2.Kissed a boy?

Many, numerous in fact. Haha no. That’s not my scene.

3.Had sex in public?

*childish voice* Ewwww

4.What’s your religion?

I know people think it’s a cop-out but I’m agnostic. It shouldn’t be about which invisible person in the sky you pray to it’s all about being nice and treating people well.

5.What does your URL mean?

It’s very symbolic in fact you see alfred was this guy I met in first grade who was a cool guy but we kinda drifted apart but we met up later and become good friends. Hitch is because I love that Will Smith movie and cock because well why not? Haha, I just like Alfred Hitchcock- he was the first director I seriously got into

6.Reason you joined tumblr?

Peer pressure. You.

7.Do you have any nicknames?

Nicky, Baby Giraffe

8.Do you like bubble bath?

I guess haven’t had one in forever

9.Kissed in the rain?

No, I’m kinda disappointed actually. I mean if I don’t kiss someone in the rain than my life would have been for nothing.

10.Dyed your hair?

Yes. All of the colors. Even the ones that haven’t been discovered yet. No I haven’t. 

11.Soup or salad?

Soup’s up. Like literally my soup’s on the ceiling. How did it get there? I don’t know- it’s a motherfucking miracle. And get your fascist green leaves away from me.

12.Vegetable or meat?

I’m a meatatarian

13.Go out drinking?

No.

14.Smoke cigarettes?

No.

15.Smoke weed?

No.

16.Do any hard drugs?

No. Just call me Hunter S. Thompson.

17.Have you had sex today?

I’ve had like 7 sex today. It was a great morning. Nope, I’m delusional.

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Are you trying to suggest something with the nature of these questions?

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

One of my roommates. She and I are going to start a gang.

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Yes. And then I murdered them. (haha you think I’m joking)

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

Yes, my major is procrastination.

22.Tried to commit suicide?

I haven’t tried. Thinking about it is a different story.

23.The last time you felt broken?

Around a week ago.

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

Sometimes, I lie to myself about how I feel. So yes.

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

You cheeky bastard.

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

Long hair. I need to get it cut soon. I’m lazy everybody!

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

Their pancreas. Fuck I don’t know.

28.Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes. When I get into the shower I sometimes evolve into a higher form. And when I say higher I mean a shittier form that breaks windows with the sound of my voice. 

29.Do you dance in the car?

The car is my disco. Actually no.

30.Where were you yesterday?

At my new apartment! *does a backflip but doesn’t stick the landing* IT WAS WORTH IT STILL!!!

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yes, I’m Robin Hood. At a Renaissance Faire. 

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

My senior portrait.

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yes, but I prefer a little cheese in life. American, Swiss, even Pepper jack if I’m feeling frisky.

34.Is Christmas stressful?

Not usually. How can you be stressed while watching It’s a Wonderful Life?

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

I LOVE PIE. Dutch Apple.

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Director, although I always thought that was the guy that held the camera.

37.Do you believe in ghosts?

No. Or do I (ghost sounds)

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

I have.

I have.

39.Take a vitamin daily?

Nope. I don’t need no vitamins *snaps in z formation*

40.Wear slippers?

I am slippers. Slippers are me.Not really.

41.Wear a bath robe?

Nope.

42.What do you wear to bed?

T-shirt and Sweats.

43.Do you want to get married?

I guess.

44.Can you curl your tongue?

CAN I? *tries but fails miserably* Plot Twist: I can’t

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had?

Not many if any. 0

46.How can I win your heart?

Tear it out of my body. Also, a love of film and/or tv is nice. Some sports too I guess. 

47.what makes a great relationship?

mutual respect and an actual ship thats dimensions are the same as the Titanic.

48.Shy OR open?

Shy.

50.Religious OR non-religious?

It don’t matter.

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

I prefer caring I guess.

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

Straight edge. I don’t like passive-aggression.

53.Piercings OR no piercings?

It doesn’t matter to me.

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

It doesn’t matter although I find tattoos on the face to be unattractive.

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

Quiet stay-at-home.

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  1. dreamsequalmyreality said: After reading #10,I feel betrayed to find out that your hair is not dyed blonde. How could you hide this secret from me? Tsk tsk, that’s very rude.
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